The details of the internal audit is promised before the opening of the Asian Markets on Wednesday. When reached for comment on how it could be possible that over 50% of his accounts are also named Budd, BBW ceo Matthew Budd seemed pre occupied with his recent discovery that the coffee that has been a cornerstone of his physiological regimen prohibits the bodies uptake of calcium and pottassium, “apparantly every pregnant woman in the world knows this, how the heck did I miss that. A year in the woods is on TV, did you ever see that, its amazing. ”
When asked if the fact that Budd bike Works is operating with a negative balance sheet should be a concern for his creditors he was flippant, then continued to try to change the topic, “they all say its a pretty darn good bike I built for them and i hope that will buy me some time. A major focal point of Budd Bike Works marketing campaign will be hinging upon the performance of the D.B.A.G. squad in races this cyclo-cross season and addressing the teams caffiene adddiction could have collateral consequences effecting their speed, co-ordination, and will to live during the debilitating period of withdrawal.”
Budd Bike Works ceo says that he won’t be answering questions about the state of his company or weather the convening of the board at the end of the fiscal year will result in his ouster from the top position or the dissillusion ot the venture until after his honoring of the 9/11 Day of Observence. “I’ll be cutting out of work early and going for a good mixed road, trail, cyclocross ride. As horrible as the tragedy on 9/1/01 was i feel it’s important that something is learned from it beyond the reasons, anger, and retribution. That something can be that you really can’t account for everything that might happen tommorrow, a plane could come in low and wipe out everything you know so you should get out and do something you’ll feel good about today. I think it is what anyone who went to work on aTuesday and didn’t come back would have wanted.”
